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    Job Search Mantra

    Joshua Kochis

    October 11, 2021

     

    I. The Cover Letter

     

    To Whom It May Concern:
    the name is JAK, I don’t
    beat around the bush
    unless I’m planting flowers there –
    here, I am lookin for a job
    and what else is new
    like ain’t we all? Trying
    to find the position
    of our dreams like
    wayward puzzle pieces
    or magnets, confused
    politicians going back
    and forth, you could even
    say we are silver spheres
    on opposite ends
    of Newton’s cradle
    jumping because
    we are nervous and can’t
    sit still – but you know
    why don’t we just
    cut to the chase
    when I saw yr post
    on LinkedIn my heart
    leapt in its cage
    knowing I’d make
    the perfect ass
    for the hole
    in yr pants
    a patch to call
    home, the crooked stitch
    holding a finger in a glove
    together we will rip
    this market wide open
    the panoramic vision:
    get rich and die
    with our shoes full
    of sand, having gone
    the distance and
    stepped in shit
    a couple times
    transcending this
    sad and shallow
    holy difficult living
    existence with
    immaterial salvation
    you and me

     

     

    II. The Resume

     

    Let’s just say
    I will work
    one job for each good finger
    I have, all entry level
    and at the same time!
    Go ahead, watch me
    balance grace and time
    with ease, missing
    birds with stones
    all over, I will work
    on my aim daily
    a modern David
    to your giant list
    of simple requirements
    I may or may not meet.
    I say that I am in this
    for the long haul
    (at least til I find
    something else), have I
    told you bout all
    this experience beneath
    my shrinking belt?
    You’d better grab
    a seat, my C.V. will knock
    yr dry personality
    and low expectations across
    the room because you know
    I will work for not much
    work for a lot of things
    like pens work for writing
    like chain saws for cutting
    down trees, briefly I swear
    til my knees are torn
    at the seams I will work
    outside or downstairs
    makin vistas of brick
    walls with big rocks
    making copies of paintings
    of olives riding horses
    they will sell for thousands
    I’ll do it for twelve an hour
    (this is a true story)
    you can even put yr name on it
    hell I’ll sell my face
    if you take this wallet too
    it has a few holes
    but so much potential:
    all that empty space
    and folded paper getting
    wispy in my hands
    picking up and out
    where I left off, buy land
    with slant rhymes
    and hollow chords
    of words under water
    the ocean echoes out
    of sight but it’s there
    and it’s breathing we
    are breathing with it
    can’t you see
    just work with me here –

     

     

    III. The Employee

     

    It was two thirty in the afternoon,
    the home stretch
    of big air a thin sheet
    and the trunk stood alone
    like a pillar for someone dead
    like a flower with no petals
    and stark against the weird
    blue sky it was raining
    lightly and the column
    of solid wood became
    a wet monument shining
    and the boss stood there
    atop its pillar neck
    sans head and webbed crown
    him a tangle of strap
    and harness, leaning –
    the trunk looking like
    an amputeed spider
    on a stick like
    a silent shell exploding
    it became a body
    with no arms or legs
    the trunk was a mushroom
    cloud without the cloud
    it was a totem
    with only one face
    it was money
    in the bank
    and maybe I am
    being too sensitive
    about this maybe it’s
    just a job
    for someone else
    to say they did
    a fake painting with
    his name on it: sold!
    and “think of it this way,”
    he says, returning to the ground
    with a gentle zip and thud
    “if we don’t chop her down
    someone else will.”

     

     

    IV. Two Weeks Notice
    (in three haikus)

     

    my ass hurts from all
    this sitting I’d rather fall
    down the stairs outside

     

    in a dream my pen
    became a flower writing:
    that is a new sun

     

    how bout this weather?
    a loud crack and whooshing sound
    this job sucks I quit

     

     

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